
On trips I use Swarm (formerly FourSquare) to log locations. The map above is from a vibed app that grabs my data from Swarm and helps me make better presentations of trips. Here's list of all our stops in Denmark.
I was briefly in Denmark on my way to Malmö, Sweden for Øredev 2025, and I'm really glad I got a chance to return, spend more time, and see more of the country. Obstensively this trip was for my mom and myself to visit family, but since we were flying into Copenhagen, we took a little time to do a whirlwhind walking/boating tour of the fabulous city.

We stayed in Nyhavn, so the canal tour was a no-brainer. This is Tristan. Tristan has a very difficult job. He has to make sure silly tourists don't stand up in the boat and hurt themselves. There's the obvious thing of falling out of the boat, but the real danger on this canal tour is going under very low bridges. You could easily clock your head and have a very bad day.

Tristan had to work extra hard on our tour as it was us and about 150 Japanese tourists that were not very interested in listening to Tristan. I can still hear Tristan pleading into his microphone for people to SIT DOWN and DO NOT TOUCH THE BRIDGE. We tipped him very well because his patience was amazing.

We walked many, many miles and saw many, many things. Yes, we saw the mermaid and yes, I know there's more than one but we saw that one.
Tune in next time for our train ride to Odense.